Well Hello Again!

.....who am I kidding? I have never seen you before in my life! I don't own running shoes, but I do own "run around the kitchen like a maniac with dog chasing you because it is too hot outside for the baby" SHOES. However, Those aren't really working for me right now so sometimes I put on my " workout to DANCE OF THE POUNDS dvd" SHOES", but those always turn into my " dance on my own because the chicks on t.v. are way too advanced for me" SHOES. Or maybe I should call them "my moves are too good for you tv,dance, workout lady" SHOES. Either way I have taken a hiatus from working out for way too long, but don't know where to begin. If someone could dig a hole in my backyard and fill it with cement and water so I can swim off the pounds that would work great and I wouldn't even need my SHOES! Thanks to whoever told me that nursing is like running a marathon it burns so many calories. That sure makes me feel better especially when I nurse with a cookie and chocolate milk in one hand(yeah you try that). In any event I should stop complaining and do something about it. Perhaps I could do something out of the ordinary like make dear husband angry with me (I wouldn't even know HOW to do that) and he could send me to this prison in the Philippines where I could really workout! Yes folks it is another great youtube video. Feel free to check out this prison's other great performances. They are amazing.